Things I Found Amusing !!

 

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during these tough times:-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net

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Something good comes out of this !!   (Added 15.8.20)

Keep going with the medicine 

You only have one mum but ...  

Some One-Liners from Lockdown 

Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised the bin goes out more than me.

Whoever decided an off licence is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them? Those would be helpful right now.

The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

Just wait a second – so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?

So true ! 

If he is wise he won't go home !  

How True !!   

Erm ...   

My Good Deed for the Day  

I'll Watch and see how it goes ..   

Another dissappointment !  

Aussies !   

Hmmm   

Deffo not  

Not a career for me