Things I Found Amusing !!

 

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during these tough times:-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net

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Commentator Mistakes Part 2   (Added 27.5.20)

Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: "It's basically the same, just darker."

Bobby Robson, after playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought."

Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro." Jim Wohford: "Ninety percent of the game is half mental."

Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Frank Bruno: "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."

Commentator Mistakes  

David Coleman: "And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19-year-old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago."


Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."


David Coleman: "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs."


Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up to run at six o'clock every morning regardless of what time it is."


Murray Walker: "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite."

Sorry About this !  

A Clever Idea !! 

Finally a Country Walk that I can get involved with!  

Social Distancing  

Not true really !! 

2020 ?  

Hello !!  

Some kids are luckier than others. 

Follow Men or Women ?   

Key Worker  

Sports Commentators Howlers 

1 / there is only one word to describe this match and that word is world class darts
Sid Waddell. Darts

2/ that's a millimetre off being an inch perfect
Ted Lowe . Snooker

3/ I don't make predictions and I won't be doing in the future
Paul Gascoigne. Football

4/ the last time Great Britain won a gold medal in this event was a bronze in Helsinki
David Coleman. Athletics

5/ the car in front is unique there is no other like it except for the identical one in 4th place
Murray Walker. Motor racing

How is Your German? 

Making Plans for the Weekend 

Will this Happen?  

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