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My Smile for the Day

Just a few amusing items

I claim no credit for these items, they are merely items that have been posted on Social Media and other sources, that I found amusing during the pandemic, and by popular request, I am continuing :-

If you have anecdotes or postings that you think might amuse me or more importantly will amuse others, send them to me at - alan.watson@newmilton.net


!!    (8.2.23)

An Oldie (in every sense) 

She couldn’t lie: I could see right thru her every time  

Ah That's Why ! 

So True !!  

So Not True!   (31.1.23)

Another Oldie  

Heard in a Dorset Restaurant   

A Topical one    (For those who have seen the Film - Titanic!)

A clever one I must try  

At least then we all talked face to face!  

Naughty Naughty !!